Happy New Year
Hey Happy New Year (unless your Chinese in which case you've another month and a bit to go, or your pagan in which case you've got *Checks Calender* about 11 months (bummer!).
We've gotten a few emails in from the Chrsitmas Special! *Looks for them*
Here we go, see when you spread the joy ppl will share it back...
- Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Have fun!
Thanks T.J, you too my friend you too! :) .
- I got listening to the show and it was good, You can tell Mad Danny I liked his jokes!!
Will Do! ahh, we were talking about the weirdest presents we'd ever gotten on the Christmas Special I mention a pair of jeans my aunt got me! ... i got an email from her (it turns out she was listening!!), eh heh... i wont type that out! Lets just leave it at that!!!!
Christmas Special
Yello!,
How are things? So its all done and dusted, all you have to do now is listen!
It'll be on tonight on Virtucon Radio (
www.v-con.org) at 10pm (GMT) and again Christmas Day 10pm (GMT), plus its downloadable from
www.fired.tk (click into 'Audio Show' and then 'Download Xmas Show' and then either the .wma file or the Zip file!). Wow, that sounds confusing!!! The show was wild! Didn’t Orla sound sexy?!??! I cant blame Shane for sticking right in there, but as usual... he was turned down! (don’t 'awwww....' he's used to it!!) :) .
'Mad Danny from Cork' was a laugh too, but in a kind of creepy way!
I've been asked to post up the lyrics to 'I'm Santa, It's Christmas' here you go:
Sing along
I'm Santa, Its Christmas
Put on my big red coat,
And I jumped on the sleigh,
Mrs. Clause baked homemade mince pies,
And gave me some candy cane,
The naughty list – she handed that to me,
Yeah, whose gonna get shit,
Ho, ho, ho. Now that’s the joy for me
Yeah, I’m Santa its Christmas,
Freezing my nuts off, but I can barely feel
I’m Santa its Christmas,
But dear god I need a scotch
Turns out Dasher had to piss,
Hope that wasn’t on you,
Feck it, Rudolf shat all over England,
Whatcha gonna do?
Landing up on the rooftops,
Came down with a bang,
Next year I get a helicopter,
Something with a lil bling,
Next door and Kaboom!
Yeah, I’m Santa its Christmas,
Freezing my nuts off, but I can barely feel
I’m Santa its Christmas,
But dear god I need a scotch
Yeah, I’m Santa its Christmas,
Freezing my nuts off, but I can barely feel
I’m Santa its Christmas,
But dear god I need a scotch ----------------------------------
So anyway, the song will be uploaded unto the site soon, keep an eye out for it! If you want to email us for any reason the address as always is
show@fired.tk!
Ho, Ho, Ho... Merry *insert festivity here*!!
I'll keep this updated, but the show will be back around End of February/March.
Fired.tk Audio Entertainment Show Christmas Special
The Fired.tk Audio Entertainment Show Christmas Special is going to be kick ass! Lets just put it that way, funny songs... just basically a really big bucket load of fun!
The Fired.tk Audio Show Christmas Special is looking for:
- Voice Impressionist for Irish and international celebs
- Comedians (preferribly with a Christmas routine)
- Clown/ voice entertainers that could read out jokes!
Please note you need no qualification what so ever
If you'd like to take part contact the show at
show@fired.tkStay tuned for more information!
